The shire went as a group to see "Harry Potter and the
Chamber of Secrets". They were staggering the showtimes
in a couple of different theaters, so as we were on our
way out, a couple of us stopped in the restroom and
overheard a couple of kids who were evidently in the
middle of their movie:
Child 1 (at left urinal): "Go faster !!!"
Child 2 (at right urinal): "I'm trying! I'm trying!"
Child 1: "I *told* you to go before the movie!"
Child 2: "We're missing it!"
Yeah, I know. I missed seeing Hermione punch out Draco
Malfoy in "Prisoner of Azkaban" for the same reason :-/
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